some-newtype-bullshit:

EVERY PART OF THIS IS WRONG

e-brat:

deirdara:

can we please stop treating high school drop outs like they’re the scum of the earth that’ll never amount to anything?? because it’s fucking tiring and rude and gross. it’s not the end of the world and school is not for everyone

Thank u

Me In 50 Years

  • *Bringing my Grandchild to bed*
  • Grandchild: Grandma, tell me a bedtime story!
  • Me: *Getting 1st volume of Snk out of my bag* Okay, My dear. Listen carefully. *clearing throat* "On that day, mankind recieved a grim reminder. We lived in fear, of the Titans and were..."
  • *My son is coming in*
  • Son: No mom, stop it! We talked about that!
  • Me: Levi, please!
  • Son: No!
  • Me: Then let me just sing a bedtime song, for her.
  • Son: .... Okay.
  • Me: SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SING DIE JÄGER

yuiayanami:

shinji floats to the surface and sees this

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and he’s just like

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lexlifts:

piddlebucket:

total-queer-move:

LOOK. IT’S EVERY SINGLE STEREOTYPE ABOUT MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS PUT INTO ONE HANDY-DANDY DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY SO IT CAN BE STATISTICALLY VALIDATED!! [x]

THANKS R/MENSRIGHTS!!

LMFAO

nazmatik:

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING PHARRELL’S NEW VIDEO IS HIM FALLING IN LOVE WITH AN ANIME GIRL

uplifting-quotes:

senorpacman:

senorpacman:

Lyrics.

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ITS GETTING NOTES AGAIN

My new ringtone

bryceckrispies:

ganjam-lovu:

bryceckrispies:

This is easily one of my favorite posts because like

1) imagine how uncomfortable it was to type is

2) why did he put his hand in a jar of salsa in the first place

1) not that hard you have two hands 
2) this has happened to me trying to get the last bit of salsa with a chip .

A) yeah but ones in the fucking salsa jar you dick

2) idiot