adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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singular-armageddons:

IL GET YOU BIG-MACAROT

rnagicschoolbussy:

So my grandmother got a Facebook recently and on her profile it says she “Works at Grandmother”

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BUT THEN IF YOU CLICK ON THE LINK THIS SHOWS UP

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WHAT IS THIS I CAN’T BREATHE

bluntcrusher:

lets blow this joint

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AND FUCK SHIT UP

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buttdeath:

when you type tfw instead of tf2

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ralfmaximus:

memewhore:

kookie667:

I’ve heard this so many times it’s not even funny

This is my dad, he actually thinks it’s funny.

My favorite story about such an incident:

Checking out at Ikea, something won’t scan. Cashier makes eye contact with me and asks, “you remember what this costs?”

"No, ma’am."

"Then it’s $1.99"

*bloop*

Next item that won’t scan, three of them. She looks at me and cocks an eyebrow.

"Nope, sorry."

"$1.99"

*bloop*

I figure I got something like $20 worth of free stuff because an Ikea cashier just couldn’t be assed.

Open RP (18+)

yugichrist:

thoughtsofafuturepast:

schwerergustav:

yugichrist:

A big titted anime girl named Moemoeco reclines in a hot spring, beckoning you to join her……. “Greetings, big brother……” she moans to you fuckingly……

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"Is this really happening?" thought Dr. Steve Brule. "A real life hrentai?"

okay seriously? wow….. 

"she moans to you fuckingly" what does fuckingly even mean? according to spell check it’s not even a fucking word.

No I’m pretty sure it’s a word